I Gave The Neighbor's Cat A Bath

I really did.
His name is Pumpkin.
He spends most afternoons and evenings at our house.
He was dirty.
So I gave him a bath.
He sat still the entire time until it was time for the blow drier.
Then he was clawing under the door for any chance to get out.
Good thing his front paws are De-clawed.

Now he's nice and clean and a purring machine.